May 2013
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ruraljackdaw:
psilentasincjelli:
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voyagesofabookworm:
thatwhoviansynesthete:
wearejohnlocked:
hungarian:
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
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the-laughing-cactus:
jaclcfrost:
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
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IMAGES: What Happens If You Flip The Gender Of... →
fuckyeahfeminists:
Yesterday, author Maureen Johnson had a great idea. She tweeted “I do wish I had a dime for every email I get that says, “Please put a non-girly cover on your book so I can read it. - signed, A Guy” - and so came the idea for a challenge for her 77,000 followers. A challenge that she called Coverflip. Below, she explains more.
You are informed about a book’s perceived...
“If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the...”
– A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)
“Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)
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kikismisandryservice:
reasons why i am late answering your message:
i have been attacked by a pack of wolves
there was a bear
i actually checked your message when i first got it, and decided to respond later, but then forgot about it
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merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
bulletluckfield:
its 2013 and people still see loki as misunderstood and sad
loki’s a dick
that’s his whole thing
he’s the norse god of mischief
he’s basically the norse god of being an asshole
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huerca zafada: How Bus Stops Work →
galesofnovember:
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mansplained:
Standing at a bus stop tonight, I had a man walk up to me and mansplain how buses/bus stops work - down to “for example, the 43 doesn’t stop here, because the number ‘43’ isn’t on this sign. And buses run on different…
Yesterday, I had a guy mansplain to me how to do proper military sit-ups for my upcoming PT test, while I...
April 2013
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